dudesey dukes

A hipster phenomena in southern California in which boys wear very short and tight shorts, more specifically last years skinny jeans cut off just above the thigh like girls in the late 90's, if you're so hip you MUST wear them please, avoid your fixie bike

Girl at the beach: God I wish board shorts were still in style.
Girl two: I know that guy in the Dudesey dukes didn't know his ball had rolled out