The shitter. The place you go to escape the drudgery of work for a few solid minutes. The place you go to offload an entire weeks worth of chow hall or fast food.
Mike says, "Dude That Tango Bravo I had for lunch and the McMuffin I had for breakfast are making a brown baby and I'm headed to the dukebox to give birth." Matt,"Make sure to take your Iphone so we can facetime and I can see this monstrosity."