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Only the man who changed music forever.
Duke Ellington changed the world.
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Similar to the rusty trombone; however, in this case, the male farts in the woman's face while receiving.
After eating beans, the rusty trombone turned into the Duke Ellington really fast.
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When you Knight someone with your pennis
"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
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