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Sexual Nirvana: The point of extreme sexual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (Eg: Talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)
The State of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the MOST INTENSE ORGASMIC BLISS.
Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense orgasm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.
Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' should NOT operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.
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The feeling you get after an orgasm, that impares your ability to think and move.
Whitney - "Did you like that?"
Chadwick - "Uhh cream of corn."
Whitney - "WTF"
Chadwick - "Sorry.. cum dumb."
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After several orgasms the brain begins to lose cognitive abilities.
Hey babe, do you know where you left the car?
Nawww... I'm cum dumb.
The stuper a woman is in shortly after an orgasm rendering her useless.
She tried to answer the phone after I sastified her but she was so cum dumb she couldn't form a sentance.
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A mental state of amazement a man arrives at when he notices a woman of such striking beauty that the semen saturates his brain to the point of being struck mute and wanting only to prosecute her booty.
I was so cum dumb after bumping into this hottie at the bar that I couldn't say hi or do anything.
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a state of being brought about when you've just had an orgasm and you're too stupid to function.
she asked me to make her a drink after sex but i was too cum dumb and i ruined it
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The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.
Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"