To syphon diarrhia out of a toilet
Guy 1 "dude i was dump pumping my toilet super hardcore last night" guy 2 "thats nasty was it plugged" guy1 "yeah"
When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.
dump pump masturbate
Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.
To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.
Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.
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To poop in a womanβs vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole
Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night
Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off
I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect
Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day.
Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump and she aint got a date.
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