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dumpster fairy

A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.

Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.

by Hitchhiker42 February 11, 2018