A duncan anderson is a scary, unknown creature. He loves to eat children, vaginas and napkins and sometimes he sticks a mitten up his asshole to penetrate his rectum. These creatures look like albinos with no clothes on. They do not have parents either. They are the lowlife scum of society and if you see one, you should shoot it with the biggest, most powerful weapon you can find.
Holy shit, its a fuckin' duncan anderson, get the nuke from my garage!
Where is my son!?? OH MY GOD that duncan anderson is eating it!
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