durt skwerl

The essence of scum and filth. The kind of person who would steal a UN care-package from starving child if it meant being able to sell it for a buck to buy and snort some cocaine from a freshly shit out of asshole. Not to be confused with the less greasy common dirt squirrel, the rare durt skwerl should be avoided at all costs.

Did you hear that durt skwerl Anthony Pyror is back in town? He must've got done sniffing all the buttholes in his home town.