dust it off

to masturbate

I took a moment to myself and dusted it off.

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Dusting it off

If someone is having sex after a long period of not having sex. They are dusting it off, or being dusted off in the case of a girl.

After telling your friend about how you finally got laid after 6 months, he may reply to you by saying; "good for you bud, finally dusting it off."

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dust him off

To completely rid yourself of the nuisance of someone else's presence. This often involves beating the proverbial, living sh*t out of said nuisance, or putting their corpse six feet under--whichever is preferred in order to achieve the desired result. You may substitute names, proper nouns of gender, and mix names, proper nouns, and expletives to ensure the proper result of your speech.

He spilled all my liquor! I'm about to dust him off!

Mr. Officer, he ran the red light and hit my brand new truck! He's lucky I didn't dust his ass off!

If I hear that this trick is trying to keep me away from my kids, I'm gonna have to dust her off!

Don't be mad because she chose me! You know the rules! Keep acting up, and I'm gonna dust yo' ass off!

Bro, I'm surprised you let Jenna get away with stealing all your money. If I were you, I would've dusted that bitch off!

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dust em off

Calling someone out on their clothes/shoes.

(bob) "Hey check out my new shoes.
(Jeff )"Dust em off"

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dust me off

get rid off someone by ignoring them

he 'dust me off' the cunt

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dust off

Dust Off or Canned Air is sold in office supply stores. Its intended use is to clean dust out of keyboards. But it does a much better job of clearing out your mind if you place the nozzle in your mouth and inhale the toxic air. Hold the fumes in and exhale as the world starts to go Wah Wah Wah. Make sure to hold the can right side up so you don't freeze your tongue off. This is the devil's drug never do it. It is highly addictive and highly brain damaging.

My friend was doing dust off in his kitchen when he passed out, fell onto his dishwasher and broke it.

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dusting off

The act of sharing intimacy between two people while maintaining no physical cantact by using props such as flowers to touch and/or tease the other individual until the climax occurs. Sometimes leads to physical intimacy when neither of the parties can hold out any longer.

1. Dude, Megan and Maddi are dusting off my body right now, I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

2. Did you see Josh Hartnett dusting off that girl in the Movie 40 Days and 40 Nights?

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