dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

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