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Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.
Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!
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When you bang a girls asshole with your nose
I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus
Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman
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Another word for angel dust. Dust.
Tommy, where are you guys going? Were takin the train to brooklyn to see dustin hoffman.
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