Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"

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Dusty Mustard

Is the substance that exits a girls anus when she flatulates after someone urinated inside of her colon.

Heather just shot dusty mustard in Brandon’s face after he pissed in her butt. Those two are strange.

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Dusty Mustard Pounding

To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.

Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.

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