Dutch Bath

Derived from Dutch Oven, When 2 or more attractive women sit on a man's body and break wind on him. The more attractive the women and more vibrations felt from the farts the greater the arousal of the male.

Before we start our orgy we all partake in a Dutch Bath

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Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

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Dutch bath

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.

The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.

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Dutch Steam bath

The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.

Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.

I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death

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