When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.
This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!
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Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.