Dutch Bomb

When you fart into a pillow and place it over the face of your sleeping partner.

I tried to get some sleep for my exam this morning but Jeff gave me a dutch bomb and I never fell back asleep.

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Chocolate Dutch Bomb

When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.

Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!

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Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

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