Dutch Fan

(v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.

And then James locked the doors and let out a huge dutch fan.

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dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

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Dutch Fluff n’ Fan

When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.

Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.

Hold your breath and surprise your partner.

I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.