dutch microwave

When someone farts in the taxi cab while all the windows are rolled up and it fucking smells nasty.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.

"...so yeah Ben had me trapped in a dutch microwave last night and it smelled so bad that Donnie the cab driver had to roll his window down to keep from passing out."

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Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.

I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

dutch microwave oven

Farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench

When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.

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