Dutch steamboating

The act of anal sex undertaken whilst spouting left wing libertarian values whilst actually being secretly right wing

"Oh sven do pack in that dutch steamboating its so transparent"

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Dutch Steamboat

During anal sex:

shouts right-wing propaganda
despite libertarian values

(Reverse Dutch Steamboat:
shouts left-wing propaganda
despite wingnut values)

In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

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Reverse Dutch Steamboat

While engaging in anal sex with your partner, ejaculate inside them. Withdraw quickly spread their bum-cheeks and get a close up of their rusty sheriff's badge.

Tell you partner you are ready then wait, as they spray out a mixture of semen and farticles all over your face.

Aye, myself and Jane performed a textbook Reverse Dutch Steamboat last night... I can still taste it.

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