Dwarf nugget

A nickname given to a short friend, the other friend usually has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget Jr'
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.

"Oh, hey dwarf nugget whatcha doin?"
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."