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Has a gigantic penis and should take off his shirt more because hes got an 8 pack
and kills skrubs in cod every day hittin thos sick one tap 360 no skopes
If you look up the word “Alpha male” in the dictionary, it would say “Dylan Bos”. Along with being polite and caring, he unlocks the full beast mode within when he takes off his top and gives you two tickets to his gun show.
He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.
“Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?”
“Bro it ain’t chu, the Dylan Bos just walked in”
When the thought came to you to search the word Dylan Bos, you likely became very aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging boner or, most likely, made you wet as Mount Waialeale in Hawaii after 10,0000mls of rain. Reading the words Dylan Bos almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants just yet, because there are still more Dylan Bos definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Dylan Bos, don't try it. These women are used Dylan’s, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in their bodies to be replaced.
“I just can’t stop leaking everywhere!”
“Did you Google Dylan Bos again?”
Dylan Bos is a sex god with a massive shlong. He is a beast in the bedroom and no one leaves feeling unfulfilled. Getting an invite to his room is like getting free front row seats at a Lakers Game. It will be the highlight of your life.
Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.
The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.
“I’d love to bang the f*ck outta that Dylan Bos and sit on his face”
“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”