dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.