eBay Hangover

What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.

"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."

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