earcrack

Talentless, poppy, insanely catchy muzak that despite being utterly shitty, you can't help but like.

Mindless Myspace Man: "Duude, have you heard the new The Medic Droid song? They're so amazing!!"
Normal dude: "Aha, yeah, I heard it. It's horrible, but it's seriously catchy earcrack."
Elitest IndieXCore Hipster: "You guys should listen to some real music. *scoffs and sips coffee*

Earcrack

Like a voice crack, but they just heard it weird, it's not the adolescent boy's fault.

Sister: Omega lol did u just have a voice crack?
me: no, you had an earcrack.