earl wolff

n. url-woolf

pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn

Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?

Ashley Fox: Earl who?

Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*

Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.

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