Eat a stick

When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.

If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!

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eat a stick

A euphimism for oral sex.

"Wait, you're a virgin?"
"Well, I did eat a stick once..."

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Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

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