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to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis
man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE
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Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.
Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
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Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.
Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
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the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)
Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️
something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha
me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
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eat my fuckin dick bitch
eat my fuckin dick bitch
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