eat the salad

Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.

It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”

Eat the salad, Rex

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Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

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eating fruit salad

popping your cherry; losing your virginity

friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night

friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!

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next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.

Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!

Eating salad

To eat salad is a code name for French kissing, and getting a tad bit suggestive, but nothing too far (i.e. playing with thighs, doing tiny little moans when separating to breathe...)

Person: holy shit eating salad with you last night was awesome

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eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.

Come and eat my salad.