eating cat

Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.

If you believe that, you're eating cat.

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eat cat

Something that many Asian's have done.

<Husband>"Me got cat!"
<Wife>"Good, take fur off."
<Husband>"Noo, me take fur off later."
<Wife>"Hurry up, me want to shove in overn and cook already."
<Husband>"I like to eat cat."

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eating the cat

eating out of the pussy

You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.

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eating the cat

Another way for saying that you're eating pussy

White or Black guy: Asians have small dicks

Asian: You know what's stereotype is also true... We like eating the cat

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Go eat a cat then shake it !

Postmortem feline consumption then gyration

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|

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cat eating day

this day we celebrate eating cat (pussy), all females will get they coochie ate this day, it better don’t be stinky though.

(Let me eat the cat today Shawty, is national cat eating day.)

cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

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