Eating hummus

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

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eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent

"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"