eating is cheating

A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.

1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.

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Eating Ain't Cheating

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.

Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.

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eating is not cheating

Oral Sex is not cheating

Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"

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