Eating that ass with a spoon

Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.

Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!

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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"