eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

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Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

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the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

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Eating mango

A safe for work term used by women to describe being eaten out!

Hey Mary you sure look happy today!

*Mary* yea I had a real nice night last night! My man really enjoyed eating mango last night! He really killed it!

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes