Eats the Toast

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.

Meant as a sign of longevity.

Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"

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swag boi eats toast

Some faggot that’s thinks he is funny stealing jokes

Person 1: you know Wilmers?
Person 2: you mean swag boi eats toast?
Person 1: what a fag
Person 2: more like Gayboieats toast hahahha lmao so funny #420guccigang

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Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.