Echolocation

Finding your spouse's lips in complete darkness of a bedroom after making kissing sounds.

Echolocation is a known phenomenon by which bats identify their prey

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Echolocation Kink

When you are sexually attracted to the noise that bats, dolphins and whales make.

Dolphin: EEEEE eee-Ee-Eeeeeee-eee
Me(with Echolocation Kink): Damn shawty ok !!

Asian-echolocation

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.

Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

Nerd Echolocation

The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.

"Hey do you know where Matt is?"

"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"

"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click

"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."

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