The sweetest and most perfect grave-digging-psychopath from the anime 'Angels of Death'
(we must protect Eddie at all costs>:()
"who the hell is Eddie Mason?! he sounds stupid" "..." "..." " "̵̧̡̬̻̫͚̪̜̻̠̭́̅̈́̐̓̓̐̾̂̃̇͠s̵͈͉͕̱̪͇̬̪̹̯̗̻̭͐͑̐̑̑̽́̑̾͐̒͑̚͘͝i̵̖̣̮̬͚͕̩̗͎͋̋͌̑ͅs ̞̦̠̳̩̼̗̝̃̉t̶̛̹̔̇̇̓̀̏͗͌̀͝ȩ̴̭͍͂̌̃̋͘r ̡̨̮́͐̒̅̉͐͐̈́͊ ̶͙̝̼̱̗̠̗̏̓̇̒̚̕͠s̶͕̗͎̘̗̗̯̞̳̒̊͌̇̊͆͐̒̊̊̚̚͝t̵̨̲̣̭̤̰͛̑̈̌̄ͅa ̡̧̨̛̠͕͖̯͈̫̟̺̣̯̃̐́̉̃͊̾̍̃̾̃̉ͅr̵̡̘͉̭͇̼̝̩̥̰̙̻̪̉t ̯̺͉̦̀̈́̈́̽̎̀̀̒͋̏͊̌̕͝ ̢̰͎̗̦͈̗̲̅t ͚̜̺̖͙͍̪̰̗̘̉͘ḩ̴̯̹̼͕͙͕̈́̌̏̑̉̆̍̈́e̵̪̣͔͓̬̊͐̒͊̅̏́̏̈̈́̈͜ͅ ̶̡̢̡̝̙̱̬͔̐̐̕p̶̡̗͓̦̬͇͎̫̖͎̖̞͚͎̞̐͑̉̽͋̚r̴̢̢̬͔̯̹̻͉̥͕͛̈̔͋̊͊̆͝ͅa̴̢̛͈͇̰̝̫̖͍̣͎̙̟̹͔̤̓̓̈́͛͂́̈̂͑͐̍͛̚͝y̴͚͎̳̆͋͠ę̶̧̡̙͎͉̯̰͕̣̺̜͗̈́̏͘̚͝r̵̡̲̳̥̃̉̏̕͜͜" ̞̏̓́̈͊̄̅͒̒̔̚̚͠"
Eddie is a cute little pumpkin head from anime called "angels of death". He must be protected from all the hate in this world.
Person A: Can I have a cookie?
Person B: No.
Person A: Why?
Person B: It's for Eddie Mason.