Eddie Spaghetti

It's what you call someone who brings the wrong pasta noodles.

*Person 1 to person 2* - "don't for get to bring angle hair pasta noodles. It's critical for the dish"
*Person 2* - "Here you go! Got you some spaghetti noodles."
*Person 1* - "oh you Eddie spaghetti!! We needed angle hair noodles."

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Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.

Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!

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EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu

SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333

eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!