edge the hedge

Trim or shave around the sides of pubic hair to neaten it up.

She: I'm going to edge my hedge this evening because my boyfriend and I are going away for the weekend ....
Friend: I didn't know you had a garden!
She: Duh, no: I'm going to shave around my pubes to make them look better -- you know, edge the hedge.
Friend: I see ...

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