Edicted

Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.

Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.

Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."

Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"

Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."

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Edict

An edict is an announcement of a law, often associated with monarchism. The Pope and various micronational leaders are currently the only persons who still issue edicts

Edict of Toleration (1839), by King Kamehameha III of Hawaii. It allowed for the establishment of the Hawaii Catholic Church.

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Edict

Sometimes used as an insult towards people, in a jokingly manner.

Oh Eric You're such an Edict

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edict

Someone who is addicted to e-cigarettes

Even though he looks like a douche he can't put away those e-cigs. He must be an edict.

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Swag Edict

Official declaration or order by an authority to commence in swag, or swag activities immediately.

Citizen: Hey how are you?
Government Official: I declare a Swag Edict.
Citizen: Swaggin