edwin V

a fat ass dude who has puebs on his head. with his hair you can mop dust. he got elephant ears and eats as much as a elephant too. one day he gonna wake up dead from cardiac arrest because he ate cake for breakfast. edwin people usually think just because one girl talks to him he thinks they want to smash. they looks sexy tho not lying but he big virgin and homo. when he falls, he will send you all the way to bumblefuck

“is that edwin V”
“yea don’t get too close”