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Egg Scrambler

The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.

The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.

The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.

"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"

"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."

by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014

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Egg Scrambler

An uppercut to the vagina.

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.

by Jeremy Kane April 21, 2007

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Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf March 25, 2012

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egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 23, 2020


egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 23, 2020