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When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast
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When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties
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When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.
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Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
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While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.
We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
hahah blue text i am the funni
- stella 🥱
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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