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eggs in a basket

slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.

Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 7, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 28, 2016


Eggs in the basket

When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.

"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."

by Square Brain Cunt April 27, 2020


reverse eggs in a basket

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.

Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


eggs in my basket

A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.

1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you

3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you

5 eggs: dating

6 eggs: falling in love

7 eggs: in love

8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you

9 eggs: getting married

10 eggs: having kids

Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!

by hollymaddygeorgie April 8, 2019

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


eggs are in the basket

Fertile Ovaries

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

by The Farmer's daughter April 7, 2014