eggy stress

Noun - The overwhelming stress that one feels after something eggy happens. Something "eggy" could be being cheated on or going to wipe your bum but realising that there's no toilet roll in the house. The stress you feel from "eggy stress" could be compared to how you would feel if your balls were impaled with a keyring or if a fly landed on your eye and at that moment you blinked - smashing the fly all over your eyeball and permanently blinding you

The first use of the word originated in South England during the early 80's and has frequently been used then on. The phrase declined in popularity since the 2010's however is again on the rise.

Ethan: you, my boy Dextar slept with my gyal
Nathan: Wow, Ethan, can't believe he would do that. How are you feeling?
Ethan: mate, just so much eggy stress right now