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ego penis

people who use the internet IE: myspace, facebook , online video games etc. to make themselves feel better about themselves, causing them to stroke their ego penis

Matt got a new comment on myspace today saying how hott he is therefor causing his ego penis (ep) to grow.

by lovesit6914 August 8, 2008

5πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 19, 2004

62πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people

Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could β€œmake me go straight”

by XnippleheartsX March 24, 2022