eitfultowitismistic

when you see a realy hot guy in the hall that you will never talk to or see again and make awkward eye contact cause you were staring too long cuz he is scrumtious and you zone out thinking about your future babies and house and wedding togetther anda then your intrusive thoughts give you NASty images and you feel really weird for thinking..... wedding night activites about a once eyecontact moment and then he has the AUDACITY to look in the general direction of another girl other than me. why do men have eyes all they use them for is to cheat anyway. if he has eyes, hands, hair, legs (other than when he is buying you things), a mouth or anything else he is a walking red flag. WHAT DOES HE NEED tHEM FOR . we would say brain but our theory that the male speices is born with a lack there of, we refraine #nowerenotdoingthat #hallmark #whyiseveryonesodramatic

Stop being so eitfultowitismistic, I know what your thinking