elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

elastic asshole

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.

I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.

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elastic asshole hascle

an extremely gay,chicken bucket headed,sperm burglaring,ass muncher.

The Elastic Asshole Hascle loves to play the rusty trumbone while pluging his asshole with living animals.

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