Elastic Band

something to play with when you are suffering immense levels of boredom, usually when being tasked with revising for an exam

man this revision sucks ass, is there any elastic bands I can play with

Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)

Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails

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elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

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