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English Language Development AKA ESL, English as Second Language. It's a class usually for those people who just came to America, and speak English as their second language. They used ESL before, but now, they all use ELD instead of ESL.
A: Are you still in ELD?
B: nope, I got out of that class last year.
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European Lifestyle Desire Syndrome
A condition in which an American person wishes they could live as a European.
Person 1: "I want to live in Paris, with a second home in Rome!"
Person 2: "I think you have a serious case of ELDS."
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When a truck driver is avoiding starting his or her electonic log device by driving slow-under 5 miles an hour; while trying to get thru a distribution center or a truck stop.
That driver is over there doing the Eld crawl to the fuel island going slow ass hell