Me, for I am Eleni the sexy. I am sexy, the most sexy person ever. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTYYTYYYYYYYYYYYY
I also like anime and am free on 7 on Saturdays if anyone is interested..
Mom: who are you sleeping with?? We have a son together how could you, YOU BISH
dad: Honey, ugh. I’m sleeping with Eleni the sexy! The sexiest person aliveeeee UwU