e-mart

slang for Express mart, a kwiki mart style store by the handball courts in miller place, they sell glass pipes and beer and blunts, as well as a fine array of porno and cigarette lighters, munchie foods, handballs, and various doodads that an intoxicated person might be compelled to buy.

"meet me at e-mart, we'll grab a blunt and go blaze it at the handball courts in my car

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Kwik-E-Mart

Two definitions:

The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.

A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.

Person A: "Is there a Kwik-E-Mart near here?"

Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."

Person A: "That works."

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kwik e mart

A store from the Simpsons that you buy food/drugs for an insane price that is really worth .20 cents. Apu is a Mexican Smuggler who pretends to be an "Indian" and claims that cows are "holy," along with elephants. You can tell he's a mexican because he has 482 trillion children and a gay last name.

dang look at Apu, and that smuggler is all working at kwik e mart like he knows it all. like hes the boss, like he knows how to "run business."


omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!

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quik e mart

-A place where you would insanely spend your money on a peice of shit that was worth .40 cents.

-Apu the smuggler, who hides his identity of an Indian. He is actually a Mexican who is embarrassed of his ethnicity

Dang, that masturbating creme was pretty expensive, stupid Apu, the Quik E Mart is really gay

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